Dealbreakers.

Each guy that I have ended things with has given me several additions to my Dealbreakers list. Things that I know I will never put up with again, because I never should have in the first place.

And because sharing is caring, I give you a craptastic list of things I hope you never have the misfortune of experiencing. Never again will I date a guy:

• Who is a drug dealer.
• Who has his baby mama move in with him and calls you over when she’s out of town.
• Who emails you about a potential STD he had “but probably didn’t have it way back then” – I call whore.
• Who wants to do it while his roommate is sleeping on the top bunk.
• Who throws a shit fit about buying flowers for my Graduation day and turns a blind eye when my sister decides to buy 2 bouquets for him to give to me&mymom (first time he was meeting her).
• Who throws a shit fit about paying for my sister (with my money) at the county fair and says “know that I will never spend a dime of my own money on your sister”
• Who wants to meet my parents but won’t let me meet theirs.
• Who drives my car and takes my cash and walks around like they’re his.
• Who moves away a month after dating…and doesn’t tell you.
• Who is an elitist and believes that immigrants should not be coming to the United States because “really, their countries can’t be that bad”
• Who doesn’t understand or recognize the poverty and heartbreaking horrors going on in North Korea and Haiti – and is okay with it.
• Who would rather point out the holes in your argument than apologize.

And while that’s a sad, depressing list, I want to state that I am not a male-hater. Not at all. I love men, guys, and muchachos.

I’m just a relationship-hater. As in guns cocked and ready to blow because I hate this idea of The One and marriage and commitment. I’m all for falling in love again but I am decidedly against falling into another relationship.

Over it.

~ by jeska on February 10, 2010.